The problem with Prince Lenitini’s chimera cub wasn’t that it pissed on people’s feet. It wasn’t even that the piss was acidic, dissolving the expensive leather and gold trimmings of courtiers’ boots. The problem was that it belonged to the prince, which meant that no one could discipline it. If Lenitini let the wretched creature eat off his plate and sleep on his silk sheets, then there was no chance he would let courtiers bop its nose. It was an impossible situation, which was why it appealed to Benido.
“If I can solve this, then everyone will love me,” he explained. “They’ll introduce me to the prince, I’ll impress him with my wits, and I won’t have to spend my life as a lowly marsh knight.”
“You’re an idiot,” Mariata said, “but go ahead, I could do with a laugh.”
On the first day, Benido brought a pouch of dried snake meat, like he’d seen Prince Lentini feed the chimera. As the prince listened to his courtiers’ concerns, the chimera wove its way between their legs, snake tail swaying, sniffing at their feet with both of its heads, the lion and the goat.
“Here,” Benido whispered as the creature came close, and held out a strip of meat. “You like this, don’t you?”
The goat head looked up at him suspiciously from knee height while the lion head licked its lips. Benido held the meat well away from his legs.
“Leave my boots alone and you can have this, see?” he said.
Courtiers furtively turned to watch as the chimera took the meat.
“Good boy.” Benido smiled proudly.
Then the chimera raised its leg and ruined the moment. Mariata stifled a laugh as Benido’s boots started to dissolve.
The next day, Benido brought a ball of fur hanging from a length of string off a stick. He’d found a man at the market who sold them as toys for cats and who thought they might work for infant monsters, though he’d never met one himself. Benido picked the expensive one made with fragments of exotic fur, because if a thing was worth buying then it was worth buying well.
As the chimera made its rounds, Benido gave the stick a shake. A bell inside the ball rattled, loud enough to catch the attention of a few bored courtiers but not to distract from Prince Lentini’s business. The chimera narrowed both sets of eyes and prowled towards the ball, legs tensed, ready to pounce.
“See this?” Benido said quietly. “Much better than ruining my boots, yes?”
The chimera leapt, caught the ball in its lion teeth and thrashed at it with savage claws. The string snapped and the chimera went rolling across the floor, tearing into the ball, leaving shreds of fur across pale marble.
“Wasn’t that good?” Benido whispered as the chimera dumped the ruined toy at his feet. “I’ll bring you another one tomorrow, far more fun than… oh.”
At least his boots dissolved more slowly than the ball.
On the third day, more of the courtiers watched Benido’s arrival, a soft brush in his hand. They smiled, and if they weren’t the friendly smiles he’d hoped for, at least people had noticed him.
“Seriously,” Mariata hissed, “give up now.”
“But I’m getting through! Look, he’s coming this way.”
Instead of its usual winding path, the chimera headed straight for Benido. Its lion eyes were wide and its tail raised, though the goat head sniffed at people’s boots as it passed.
“It’s me, your friend.” Benido crouched, getting as close to eye level with the chimera as he could, and held out the brush. “This is for your lovely mane. Shall we try it?”
Slowly, carefully, he ran the brush through the chimera’s fur. The lion head purred. The snake tail rippled. The nearby courtiers smiled in amazement.
The goat head leaned over and bit Benido on the wrist.
“Ow!”
Benido jerked his hand away, hitting the lion head. The chimera growled and leapt, knocking him to the ground. Benido lay still, trying not to alarm the monster or draw any more laughter from the courtiers.
Then the chimera raised its leg and pissed down the front of his silk doublet.
“You little—”
Benido tried to fling the chimera away but its claws were hooked into him. The two of them rolled and thrashed across the marble floor between the gold spurs of the court. The chimera was sharp in tooth and claw, its muscles dense, but it was still an infant, and he managed at last to pin it under him.
Then he looked up to see the whole court staring down, Prince Lentini’s face crumpling as he watched a marsh knight fight his favourite pet. Benido felt shame and ruin descending upon him.
Then the prince laughed.
“Bravo!” Lentini clapped his hands. “A man wrestling a monster!” The whole court laughed and applauded. “You have entertained me today!”
“Thank you, your highness.” Benido rose and bowed to the prince, leaving the chimera to scurry away.
“What wonders will you bring tomorrow, my knight of the piss-stained tunic?” The prince grinned. “Let us make you a special livery to mark this occasion, something in yellow and full of holes.”
More laughter fell across Benido as he backed away, red-faced, seeking the anonymity of the crowd.
“You did it.” Mariata laid a hand on his shoulder. “The prince knows who you are.”
There was a weight in Benido’s belly far heavier than the chimera. He turned from the crowd, towards the doors of the palace and the world beyond. A world without princes who would laugh at a man who did his best.
“I’m leaving,” he said. “The life of a marsh knight doesn’t look so bad after all.”
As he headed down the steps from the great hall, the chimera bounded down to join him.
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My new novel The Executioner’s Blade is out! And as this month’s flash fiction shows, I’m not done telling stories in that world. If you’d like to read more about people grappling with monsters and politics, then read on…
In a mountain city where monsters go to die, Lena Sturm is hiding from her past. But when she discovers that she has executed an innocent woman, guilt drives her to seek out the real murderer. A mad alchemist, a zealous bishop, and a ruthless crime lord all become suspects as Lena investigates a mystery she’s been told to leave alone.
But Lena isn’t the only one with an interest in the crime. When an army arrives outside the city walls, using justice as an excuse for invasion, the need to find the truth becomes desperate. With dragon fire and cannon shot threatening Unteholz, can Lena save the city without sacrificing the cause of justice?
The Executioner’s Blade, a high fantasy murder mystery, out now from Northodox Press:
Paperback.
Ebook.
Writers’ Commentary for Shadow on the Sea
Posted: January 4, 2025 in commentary on my storiesTags: comic, comics, Commando Comic, historical fiction, military history, Second World War, Tagscat, war comic, World War Two, WW2
This week saw the release of my most on-brand piece of writing ever, combining my love of cats, comics, and history – Shadow on the Sea, a Commando comic about a ship’s cat. As with other recent comics, I’ve written a commentary piece to go with it, available at Down the Tubes, and John Freeman has added a further reading list for anyone interested in ships’ cats or the naval side of World War Two. Come for cute cat art, stick around for the adventure story and military history.